R/C Naval Combat

Allies fart bb's in the general direction of the Axis.

Still not a fair fight, The Allies are out gunned, out manned, out classed, and out thinked!!!!
Situation...NORMAL

I say, out thinked by the Hun again, what?
Seems you have the upper hand in equipment. So the allies will just have to make do with superior skills.
Now smile while I blow a bloody great hole in your axis pigboat, there's a good chap.

Allies suck. But that's why Bismarck and Yamato's crew are doing a crossover to the Missouri and Iowa to lend a hand and show'em how to take out an Axis ship.

(teehehehe) Axis blows..... BLOWS holes in allied balsa! Situation Normal Jay? Curt? Absolutely and hey! We are doing just fine..... put er in cruise control boys... the allies just ain't got the .... well.... you know... lol to "HANDLE THE TRUTH"


ahhhhhhh did ya miss me ? lol smack smack smack.... allies suck..... smack smack smack.... lol this is great feels like old times! I shoulda never left.....

You mean Axis sucks. I seem to recall you have a sodak in your fleet of ships.

Do I? Thought i HAD SOMETHING BIGGER..... Something decidedly hugeish to blow the crap out of that allied target ship.... I am not denying nor confirming the location or by reputation the whereabouts of said beasty.... beastly.... horid thing of an allied... I spit on SODAKDONUT. What about the QE Paul? That too is allied scum craptacularness. I have that as well. Graf Spee? Just need plans can't seem to find any for it..... I forgot of course the BIG ship ... The Axis Battlewagon! The sheer might of our wake makes you allied ducklings quiver in your dollar store booties. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHH EPIC WIN

Craig I could enlarge the plans I have here for you and send them. It will cost though35 to 40 bucks. You may be better just ordering a set. I got mine off EBAY for 20.00
That's where I got a lot of my new plans.

I've got some digital plans for the Graf Spee, if you're interested. Oh yeah, smack thread. *ahem* (in Japanese accent) Sank you, Allies! Sank you very much!

Strikemodels also has them too Craig. Much cheaper than what I got mine for on Ebay.

I see the BS/smack has started please keep it confined to this thread as posts will be deleted if they are not confined to the topic of the thread.

Ahhhhh there you are Kotori! Beauty! Sank You very much indeed! lol The German response would be .... well the same thing but in german! lol ok

Hey boys again thanks for the suggestions.... just keep emailing instant msging me it's better.... you need to STAY ON TARGET!

Here we go......

Twisted Movie Quote .... see if you can spot this one.....

"OK SO I HAVE ONE WISH AND YOU ARE ARE TELLING ME THE NAVIES OF THE ENGLISH, THE FRENCH AND THE AMERICANS HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY WIPED OUT? WELL THEN, I"LL HAVE A COKE."

LOL that's kinda how I feel right now.... cause there are no allied captains as can match our axis wit!!!! In fact the moderator should do us a favor! This thread is mistitled! call it the

"EPIC WIN AXIS SMACK THREAD" that's got more of a ring to it.... cause the allies are no where to be seen.....

I am enjoying this!!!!!!

If that is the best smack the Axis can come up with, then no wonder the Allies have not responded.Axis do not know what smack is. Axis smack is as bright as Ralph Wiggum.

......Or maybe Allied captains can't read.... I mean it's just a rumor... but... you know it would explain a lot.

Allies normally read between the so called "Panel lines" however seeing how the panels of the sides of Axis ships tend to dissappear when viewed by the Allies I am not surprised Allies don't respond as much. .... There how's that for Allie smack. Allies are know to have Axis standins cause they don't usually measure up to the task of fine smack.... lordy it's fun playing both sides...

Curt, I didn't know you went both ways!!!

So, do I hear bids to have Strike NOT sell the plans to Craig? Or to scale them to 1:134 and say we had a finger slip?
[hey, it's the smack thread, I can talk like this over here, right?]