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02 Feb 2009 06:22 AM
Bah. We'll see who's laughing when the Valiant waddles through your lines and single-handedly defeats every panzershiffe (panzershiffen?)! It shall be the waddle of doom!
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02 Feb 2009 07:17 AM
waddle sounds about right there Bob.
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02 Feb 2009 09:49 AM
It's a case of toroise and the herr. I'm fine with being a slow, heavily armed doom waddler. Better than a soon-to-be unterseeboot!
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02 Feb 2009 11:43 AM

You wanna go? My Spee will decimate you with his triple sterns and speed, you will, i repeat will, go down like a lame duck at the Able Test at The Bikini Atoll.

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02 Feb 2009 03:10 PM
So long as you only decimate me, there will be nine tenths of a ship left to fight, more than enought to take on the entire Kriegsmarine. That I won't be alone just makes it bloody easy!
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02 Feb 2009 04:16 PM
Hey Bob I will tell Craig and you can take on Bismarck.
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02 Feb 2009 04:20 PM
Yea, i think that that is one battle that would be an epic fail on your part.
And if youre missing 1/10 th of your ship, that is a serious issue.
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02 Feb 2009 04:54 PM
Bah, no matter how large, a kraut ship's a kraut ship. All will fall before the might of the British. Which, I have to say, I'm appalled to see that there are so few of in this discussion. We don't need very many captains, but me alone... I might take a hit or two.
Also, it largely depends on *which* tenth of the ship I'm missing.
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02 Feb 2009 05:33 PM

So far the British have nothing new to say... tea and busicuits sir!   Bully pull the other one!   What's that .... cricket!    Who the bull ox names a game after a bug....  ?    Wait ... Must be the Brits!   Polo anyone?  

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02 Feb 2009 06:02 PM

I do say, finally, a chap conversant in my language! But, what ho! I have made his acquiantance, and I do sense trickery! This is no Englishman!  Or, rather, no Englishman yet (nor am I, by that definition...).

I'd quite be up for some tea and biscuits, and perhaps a good few bowls at the wickets!

Indubitably, you shall be out for a duck when we meet on the pond, old chap!

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03 Feb 2009 04:04 AM
Crumpets, it's tea and CRUMPETS, not biscuits. A proper Kipper would have picked that up.
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03 Feb 2009 05:24 AM
I have to agree with you Jay.
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03 Feb 2009 09:42 AM
he's an imposter!!!!
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03 Feb 2009 11:00 AM
Who is an imposter?
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03 Feb 2009 11:26 AM
bayruun, there's not suck thing as tea and biscuits......he's a spy!!!
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03 Feb 2009 11:34 AM
What's all this then? Who would I be spying on, then? I'm certainly not spying on *you*, and Germans wouldn't reveal their own spies, so am I spying on Russia? France? Switzerland? Tea and labour? Tea and cheese? Tea and watches?
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03 Feb 2009 11:36 AM
Your a canadian, pretending to be an american spy, pretending to be a british spy, spying on Germans, when in fact your a german-canadian trying to get info on the british.
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03 Feb 2009 11:47 AM
Sounds like a great movie.

I'm not sure why I'd want to pretend to be an American spy, though. They're pretty easy to spot with their snakeskin boots and cowboy hats.
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03 Feb 2009 12:15 PM
youre canadian, so its kinda close to the us, and we all know how easy it is to hop the northern boarder. Hey, i dont say "its easy to spot a canadian, look for a pint of maple syrup and a guy in a red jacket, riding a horse yelling 'Ay' at the end of every sentence" do i? well, now that i did....
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03 Feb 2009 12:33 PM
I have not seen many canadians that resemble that remarck.
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